My bird hell continues. Apparently when I sent that strongly worded email to my former true love about her unromantic gifts, it appears that in my angry rush to send it out, I accidentally left the “un” out of unromantic, so she took it as a sign to keep going with the bird thing. You can probably guess what my true love gave to me with six days left until Christmas. That’s right. Six geese a’ laying. But this time, since I had changed the locks and put a rottweiler in my apartment, she lovingly placed the gifts in the back seat of my car instead. Apparently she’s quite the lock-picker, and all the other people in the parking lot didn’t do a damn thing. Who would assume that this sweet, adorable looking 20-something girl was up to no good? Looks are deceiving, folks. She is evil and must be stopped. My interior is ruined, and I still can’t find my ipod carport. Once again, I gently reminded her (by throwing a brick through her window) that I hate these bird gifts and would much prefer a new watch. It’s hard to go wrong with that, even if you have no idea what your true love’s preferences are. Today’s daily deal, the Wenger Swiss Military Battalion Diver Titanium Watch, will fit beautifully into the repertoire of any self-respecting guy. It has a tough, masculine design, superior water resistance, and comes with a durable, take-it-everywhere rubber strap and a frickin’ titanium case! If your guy doesn’t love this, he has no soul. So don’t try to be cute and clever this holiday season. Just be smart. Go with the luxury watch, not the live animals. You’ll be saving your true love a lot of stress (at least I got some free eggs out of it. And plenty of roast goose for Christmas dinner).Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships in 1-3 business days.
SPECIFICATIONS
Brand: Wenger Swiss Army
Manufacturer Item: WN79175
Collection: Batallion
Movement: Quartz
Case Material: Titanium
Case Shape: round
Case Diameter: 43mm
Bezel: unidirectional rotating
Dial Color: Black
Dial Markers: Arabic
Dial Type: Analog
Hands: white luminous
Crystal: Mineral
Band Color: Black
Band Length: mens
Band Material: Rubber
Clasp Type: Tang
Power: Battery
Calendar: date between 4 and 5 position
Water Resistance: 200m/660ft
Warranty: JomaDeals 2-year
ABOUT BRAND
In 1897 the Original Swiss Army Knife was created in the small village of Ibach, Switzerland. Swiss watches just like the Swiss Army knife, stand for quality "Made in Switzerland". Wenger S.A. with their Headquarters in Delémont in the Jura mountains, established in 1893, is one of Europe's leading knife makers and one of only two official producers of the Swiss Army knife. Skilled workers abound in the Jura mountains, where watch making is a predominant industry, manufacture the famous Wenger knives in multiple operations on the latest machinery. Uncompromising craftsmanship makes these watches worthy of the "cross and shield" emblem of the Swiss Army Brand. Around the corner or around the globe, classically styled Swiss Army watches will make sure that you're equipped for life's adventures. No matter what those adventures might be.
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