You're soaking in it! Daily Steals is an online bargain bin for electronics and other items. It's not a very deep bin, but we believe that it's better to offer one item at a great price than lots of items at lousy price. After all, we figure plenty of stores already have lots of overpriced items, so we do the opposite. There's a steal of a deal that we post every day. If you still can't figure out why we're called Daily Steals, we're not going to tell you.
Who runs Daily Steals?
Master Thief never had the notoriety of his brother, so he decided to open a small store selling discount electronics online. He has reformed from his life of crime, and promises that these goods are not stolen. He just wants to share that feeling of getting things for less than they're worth with the world. It's like stealing, only without the illegality and ten years in prison.
Where are you located?
Brooklyn, NY. You got a problem with that?
Why is there only one item?
Because you're covered in birdseed. Wait, no, that's why birds suddenly appear every time that you're near. There's only one item because Master Thief is very, very focused on offering you a good deal. Unfortunately, he can only focus on one item at a time. Seven years ago, we tried letting him sell two items at once, and he kept looking back and forth until he got whiplash.
Anyway, you don't need a bunch of confusing choices to worry about. We offer you one great deal, and you can either take it, or wait too long and hope the next one is as good. Besides, if you really want two items, you can buy two of the current one.
Can I actually steal the items?
And arouse the ire of Master Thief? You'd better think again. Master Thief has worked hard to give people good deals without any actual stealing any more, and if he won't let himself steal, he won't let you steal either. On the bright side, this means you can take advantage of his great deals without feeling that dark self-loathing and guilt you might otherwise have.
How do I contact you for customer service?
Before writing us, see if your question is answered on our FAQs page. If your question is about the product you received, you should try to contact the manufacturer instead. Master Thief knows nothing about these products, he only knows about good deals. Besides, any emails would break his focus on trying to find tomorrow's Steal for you. If you absolutely must ask a burning question, see our Contact Us page for more information.
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